Suspect Caught Hiding Underwater In Pool - Warren police said a man who broke into an elderly couple's home later tried to hide underwater in a neighbor's pool, WDIV-TV in Detroit reported.Original news source

Oldest Man Wants To Live Forever - The world's oldest man is 112 and said he wants to live forever.Tomoji Tanabe was born Sept. 18, 1895, and was named the world's oldest male after the death of a Puerto Rican man in January at the age of 115.Original news source

Wis. Police Pull Over Batgirl, Find Marijuana - It wasn't the Batmobile, but police in Wisconsin say they found "Batgirl" at the wheel during a traffic stop last week.According to police, a 23-year-old man wearing a Batgirl costume was driving the car when officers pulled it over for not having the headlights on last Thursday night.Original news source

Russian leader says Britons are "cheats and bandits" - Britain is a nation of cheats and bandits and has no right to seek the handover of the man suspected of killing Russian spy Alexander Litvinenko, a Russian ultra-nationalist leader has said."Britain will disappear under the water one day," a livid Vladimir Zhirinovsky said. "And it will serve you right ... Even your sheep die every day and every hour due to your sickening British policies."Original news source

NYTimes to End Charges on Web Site - The New York Times will stop charging for access to parts of its Web site, effective at midnight tonight.Original news source

Mystery illness strikes after meteorite hits Peruvian village - Villagers in southern Peru were struck by a mysterious illness after a meteorite made a fiery crash to Earth in their area, regional authorities said Monday.Original news source

Grass found growing on baby's lung - Chinese surgeons who operated on a baby girl with breathing problems were amazed to find grass growing on her lung.Original news source

Forklift Removes 900-Pound Man From Home - Firefighters cut a hole in the side of a house and used a forklift to extricate a 900-pound man from his second-floor bedroom after a visiting nurse became worried about his health.Rescue workers were called in Tuesday by the nurse, who determined the 33-year-old man needed medical help, Fire Chief Tom Cochran said.Original news source

Woman arrested over brown lawn - A 70-year-old woman arrested in a dispute over her brown lawn pleaded not guilty Tuesday, then stood by as a Los Angeles lawyer waved handcuffs for the cameras outside court.Original news source

Man admits urinating on ill woman - A Hartlepool man is facing jail after he urinated on a disabled woman who lay dying in the street.Original news source