Mystery Goo Seeping Into Balboa Park Basements - A mysterious, greasy goo of unknown origin is seeping into garages and basements near San Francisco's Balboa Park. Residents suspect a nearby Muni yard may be the source, but so far the city has helped little in attempts to determine what the substance is and where it's coming from.Original news source

News of the Weird, June 10, 2007 - WEIRDNUZ.M009 (News of the Weird, June 10, 2007) by Chuck Shepherd Copyright 2007 by Chuck Shepherd. All rights reserved. Lead Story * One party active in the recent elections in India's Uttar Pradesh state represents the interests of "dead" people. Lal Bihari, 48, works on behalf of an estimated 40,000 living people who have been

A horny mule tries to have its way with a man who has pulled over to take a crap - A horny mule tries to have its way with a man who has pulled over to take a crap. [Video]Original news source

Suicide Bombing As Western Art - A odd look at the Star Simpson arrest and other suicide bombing artOriginal news source

Alabama Grandma Gets Jail For Prostitution - he mother and daughter were arrested Aug. 1, after they allegedly both agreed to have sex with an undercover officer for $30 -- at $15 each.Original news source

Fred Thompson Related to Elvis Presley - The 'King' has some political kinOriginal news source

'God' apparently responds to lawsuit - A legislator who filed a lawsuit against God has gotten something he might not have expected: a response. One of two court filings from "God" came Wednesday under otherworldly circumstances, according to John Friend, clerk of the Douglas County District Court in Omaha.Original news source

Man Accused of Stealing False Teeth - A man accused of snatching another man's false teeth straight from his mouth during a fight has been charged with robbery.Original news source

Virgin mobile sued by virgin - A TEXAS FAMILY is suing Virgin mobile phone after Beardie's band used an unauthorised picture of their 16 year-old daughter in an advertising campaign.Original news source

Man assaults wife with onion - A Des Moines man went to jail Wednesday afternoon for allegedly throwing an onion at his wife.Original news source