Shed strapped to Volvo - THIS daft driver takes DIY to a new level — strapping a garden shed to his Volvo with bungee cords.Original news source

100,000 Moosehead Beers Stolen in Ontario - Drinkers of Moosehead beer in Ontario are being advised to stock up on their favourite brew after thieves made off with more than 100,000 cans and bottles.Original news source

Two N.J. Golfers Get Back-To-Back Aces - The men were still calming themselves after witnessing a member of the foursome, Thomas Brady, score a hole-in-one, when Dennis Gerhart stepped to the tee. One stroke later, the celebration began anew. Gerhart had also holed out.Original news source

Library Fines Dead Woman For Overdue Book - Even the dead apparently have to pay the fines on their overdue books at one Westchester County library.Elizabeth Schaper said she was charged a 50-cent late fee while turning in a book that her late mother had checked out of a Harrison Public Library branch.Original news source

Shopper gets leg up at Carolina auction - People leave some interesting things behind in a storage facility. Just ask the Maiden police, who say this is one of the strangest cases they've ever seen. The owner of a storage facility auctioned off abandoned items today, and among them was a smoker.Original news source

Quentin Tarantino Plans Erotic Film - Cult filmmaker Quentin Tarantino is set to stun fans with his next project - an erotic movie. The Kill Bill director is a big fan of 1970's European soft-core sex films and admits he can't wait to make a modern day version.Original news source

Red Sox Owner Buys $16 Million House To Tear It Down - After spending $16 million to buy a palatial Brookline, Mass., estate complete with a main house and 5,000-square-foot guest house, Red Sox owner John Henry plans to tear it down.Original news source

Computer nerds hope to auction selves to sorority women - Looking to recruit more women, and perhaps date some sorority women, the largest computer club at Washington State University hopes to hold a "nerd auction."The idea is to trade their computer skills to sorority girls in exchange for a makeover and, possibly, a date.Original news source

US missile base up for sale - It is the ideal home for an aspiring James Bond villain, or an anxious survivalist seeking a refuge that can withstand an atomic bomb.Original news source

Speeding ticket could cost driver $279,000 - Speeding proved particularly expensive for one driver in Seattle this past weekend.A Washington State Patrol trooper working along Interstate 5 early Friday stopped a Honda for speeding, and found $279,000 in cash inside the car.Original news source